Looks like you gave up trying to fix yourself and just decided to wear this thick, soft, 90s style sweatpants straight out of your dystopian future.
Black, comfortable, covered in circuitry — perfect for pretending you’re rebooting when really you’re just tired.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester fleece, 0% effort
• Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece, I’m not sure who heather is
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²) about three thousand metric tons of air
• Relaxed, boxy fit (do not apply to a stiff body)
• Deep side pockets, elastic cuffs, interior drawcord(ya know…sweatpants)
• Soft brushed fleece inside (your mom)
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua (Insert your own joke here)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Looks like you gave up trying to fix yourself and just decided to wear this thick, soft, 90s style sweatpants straight out of your dystopian future.
Black, comfortable, covered in circuitry — perfect for pretending you’re rebooting when really you’re just tired.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester fleece, 0% effort
• Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece, I’m not sure who heather is
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²) about three thousand metric tons of air
• Relaxed, boxy fit (do not apply to a stiff body)
• Deep side pockets, elastic cuffs, interior drawcord(ya know…sweatpants)
• Soft brushed fleece inside (your mom)
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua (Insert your own joke here)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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