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from $27.00
This ain't your average tee. It’s a garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight masterpiece, just like the one your older cousin wore to Lollapalooza ‘94 and never really took off. With that cracked-vinyl desert print and a soft vintage feel, it looks like it’s been on the ride to nowhere — and somehow came back cooler.
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This ain't your average tee. It’s a garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight masterpiece, just like the one your older cousin wore to Lollapalooza ‘94 and never really took off. With that cracked-vinyl desert print and a soft vintage feel, it looks like it’s been on the ride to nowhere — and somehow came back cooler.
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!