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from $27.00
This ain't your average tee. It’s a garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight masterpiece, just like the one your older cousin wore to Lollapalooza ‘94 and never really took off. With that cracked-vinyl desert print and a soft vintage feel, it looks like it’s been on the ride to nowhere — and somehow came back cooler.
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This ain't your average tee. It’s a garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight masterpiece, just like the one your older cousin wore to Lollapalooza ‘94 and never really took off. With that cracked-vinyl desert print and a soft vintage feel, it looks like it’s been on the ride to nowhere — and somehow came back cooler.
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This ain't your average tee. It’s a garment-dyed, pre-shrunk heavyweight masterpiece, just like the one your older cousin wore to Lollapalooza ‘94 and never really took off. With that cracked-vinyl desert print and a soft vintage feel, it looks like it’s been on the ride to nowhere — and somehow came back cooler.
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Front and center, a cosmic desert mirage invites you to "Come On Inside" — which is coincidentally what we say when someone hesitates outside the tattoo shop while Once in a Lifetime plays for the third time that day.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Garment-dyed for that already-lived-in look and cut for comfort whether you're on a long strange trip or just loitering near the flash wall deciding if you're ready for your third snake tattoo.
Warning: May cause involuntary head bobbing and the sudden urge to yell “same as it ever was” mid-conversation.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!